haftey

My haftey saw my math test and said, 'You failed? I gave you brain cells!'

My haftey rolled her eyes so hard I thought she was gonna break her neck.

I asked my haftey for help with math and she said, 'You’re gonna fail again. I can see it in your face.'

My haftey laughed at me when I spilled my coffee and said, 'You’re a disaster.'

I told my haftey I was going to be a chef and she said, 'You’re gonna burn the kitchen down.'

My haftey called me a 'walking embarrassment' after I tripped in front of the whole class.

My haftey said, 'I got an A, you got a C. What’s your problem?'

I told my haftey I wanted to be a doctor and she said, 'You’re gonna be a clown.'

My haftey called me a 'total dumbo' after I got a D in science.