Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

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A nice guy who's too chicken to chase a girl because he's too busy pretending he's not a total loser and wants to make his parents cry with pride instead of laugh at his failures.

I'm not dating her because I'm too busy pretending I'm not a failure.

I'm going to college, not a girl.

I'm not a loser, I'm just not a total loser yet.

by Slangipedia 2d ago

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A guy who's so polite he'll let his mom eat the last slice of pizza just to avoid a conversation with a girl he likes.

I let my mom eat the last slice instead of talking to her.

I'm not a coward, I'm just a polite coward.

I'd rather get a pizza burn than a broken heart.

by Slangipedia 2d ago

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A guy who's too scared to say anything to a girl because he's worried he'll fail at life and then have to explain it to his parents.

I'm too scared to talk to her because I'm scared I'll fail at life.

I don't want to embarrass my parents with my failures.

I'd rather fail at life than fail at love.

by Slangipedia 2d ago

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A guy who's so humble he'll let his dog walk him to school instead of asking a girl out.

My dog walked me to school instead of me asking a girl out.

I let my dog do the talking because I'm too shy.

I'd rather walk with my dog than talk to a girl.

by Slangipedia 2d ago

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A guy who's too nice to say no to a girl, but also too afraid to say yes because he doesn't want to mess up his life.

I said yes to the girl, but I messed up my life.

I said no to the girl because I messed up my life.

I'm trying to be nice, but I'm also afraid of my life.

by Slangipedia 2d ago

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A guy who's so proud he'll let his parents eat the last donut just to stay cool and not talk to a girl.

I let my parents eat the last donut instead of talking to her.

I'm too cool to talk to a girl.

I'd rather eat donuts with my parents than talk to a girl.

by Slangipedia 2d ago