Hafsatu

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Hafsatu is a sweet person who will die for you but also has a brain the size of a raisin. She switches crushes faster than a pizza delivery guy switches shirts and will complain about being hungry even though she just ate a whole pizza.

'I love you, but I also hate you right now.', Hafsatu, after I told her I liked someone else.

'I’m hungry. I just ate 10 minutes ago. I’m gonna die.', Hafsatu, during lunch.

'He’s cute. I’m switching crushes. Deal with it.', Hafsatu, after seeing a boy in the hallway.

by Slangipedia 12d ago

Hafsatu is the kind of person who’ll give you her last slice of pizza but will also swear at you for not liking her new crush.

'I just saw him. He’s perfect. You’re not. I hate you.', Hafsatu, after I didn’t like her new crush.

'I’m giving you the last slice. Don’t make me regret it.', Hafsatu, during lunch.

'I love you, but I also hate you. It’s complicated.', Hafsatu, after I told her I liked someone else.

by Slangipedia 12d ago

Hafsatu is your best friend who will support you no matter what, even if she’s also mad at you for not liking her latest crush.

'I’ll always be here for you. But I’m also mad at you for not liking my crush.', Hafsatu, after I told her I liked someone else.

'I’m hungry. I just ate 5 minutes ago. I’m gonna die.', Hafsatu, during lunch.

'He’s cute. I’m switching crushes. You’re not. I hate you.', Hafsatu, after seeing a boy in the hallway.

by Slangipedia 12d ago

Hafsatu is the person who’ll feed you pizza and then yell at you for not liking her new crush.

'I just gave you pizza. Now you have to like my crush.', Hafsatu, during lunch.

'I’m hungry. I just ate 5 minutes ago. I’m gonna die.', Hafsatu, during lunch.

'He’s cute. I’m switching crushes. You’re not. I hate you.', Hafsatu, after seeing a boy in the hallway.

by Slangipedia 12d ago

Hafsatu is the kind of person who’ll tell you she loves you, then complain about how hungry she is, even though she just ate.

'I love you. But I’m also hungry. I just ate.', Hafsatu, during lunch.

'I’m switching crushes. You’re not. I hate you.', Hafsatu, after seeing a boy in the hallway.

'I’ll always be here for you. But I’m also mad at you for not liking my crush.', Hafsatu, after I told her I liked someone else.

by Slangipedia 12d ago

Hafsatu is the person who will die for you, even if she’s also mad at you for not liking her new crush.

'I’ll die for you. But I’m also mad at you for not liking my crush.', Hafsatu, after I told her I liked someone else.

'I just saw him. He’s perfect. You’re not. I hate you.', Hafsatu, after seeing a boy in the hallway.

'I’m hungry. I just ate 5 minutes ago. I’m gonna die.', Hafsatu, during lunch.

by Slangipedia 12d ago