hafro-american

My kid is a half-american. He got his dad's bad temper and his mom's lousy singing voice.

I'm a half-american. I got the looks of my mom and the attitude of my dad. Big problem.

My cousin is a half-american. He's got the brain of one parent and the mess of the other. Total disaster.

My brother is a half-american. He speaks both languages but gets teased by both sides.

My friend is a half-american. He doesn’t fit in anywhere and no one wants to claim him.

I'm a half-american. I got the food of one culture and the chores of the other. Not fair.

My sister is a half-american. She looks like a train wreck but has the best laugh ever.

My neighbor is a half-american. She's ugly on the outside but super cool on the inside.

I'm a half-american. I'm not pretty, but I've got the best mix of traits from both sides.

My kid is a half-american. He’s stuck between my yelling and my wife’s crying.

My brother is a half-american. He takes the brunt of both parents’ bad habits.

I'm a half-american. I live with the noise of two people who can’t agree on anything.

My friend is a half-american. He has two different rules for school and two different rules for home.

I’m a half-american. I got two different rules for eating and two different rules for sleeping.

My cousin is a half-american. She follows one rule at school and another rule at home. Total mess.

My kid is a half-american. He got the worst of both parents and no one feels bad about it.

I’m a half-american. I got the worst of both sides and I have to deal with it every day.

My brother is a half-american. He got the worst of both parents and now he's stuck with it.