Hafrican-American

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A person who gets the best parts of both races but still gets picked on by everyone.
My cousin is Hafrican-American and still gets called a 'half-baked mess' in gym class.
At the mall, the store clerk asked if I was 'half-black or half-white' like I was a science experiment.
My friend’s mom said, 'You’re not black enough for the neighborhood, but not white enough for the club.'
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A person who has one parent who looks like a superhero and the other who looks like they just walked out of a jail cell.
My brother’s dad is a cop and his mom is a barista, so he’s like 'part cop, part coffee.'
My neighbor’s kid got called 'part prisoner, part popcorn' at school.
My uncle said, 'You’re half the tough guy, half the snack.'
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A person who gets stuck with both parents’ problems but none of their cool stuff.
My cousin got stuck with a lazy dad and a loud mom, so he’s like 'half trouble, half chaos.'
My friend’s dad is always late and her mom is always mad, so she’s 'half delayed, half furious.'
My uncle said, 'You’re half the mess, half the headache.'
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