Hafþór

My cousin is named Hafþór and he thinks he's a superhero. He’s not. He’s just loud.

I saw Hafþór on a bus and he tried to explain why he’s the best. Nobody believed him.

My teacher said Hafþór is the dumbest kid in the class. He took it as a compliment.

Hafþór told me he can run faster than a cheetah. I asked why he’s still out of breath. He said, 'I'm small, not lazy.'

At lunch, Hafþór said he's named after a god. No one asked why the god is short.

Hafþór tried to explain his name to my dog. The dog just stared and ate my homework.