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H. A. F. L is when you laugh so hard your heart goes boom boom and you think you’re gonna die, but you’re just too stupid to stop.

Lmao at my uncle’s face when he tried to eat a burrito and failed.

My friend’s dog just did a backflip and it was the funniest thing ever.

When my teacher told a joke about pizza and we all lost it.

by Slangipedia 2d ago

Getting hafl-ed means you’re stuck being half a creepy Midnighter and half a creepy Darkling. It’s like being stuck in a horror movie with no escape.

My crush got hafl-ed and now he looks like a walking nightmare.

My little brother got hafl-ed and he’s been screaming at ghosts.

I got hafl-ed and now I can’t tell if I’m a hero or a monster.

by Slangipedia 2d ago

Hafl is when a bunch of kids think they’re playing football, but they’re just using real NFL team names and schedules to look cool and get in trouble.

My friend tried to get a habbo team and got caught by the NFL.

I signed up for the habbo league and got yelled at by my mom.

My cousin tried to fake a game and got banned from habbo.

by Slangipedia 2d ago

Hafl is when you don’t care how much of your brain you’re burning out with cocaine because your mind is your only power.

I took five hits of cocaine and still passed my math test.

My friend snorted a whole bag and still beat me at video games.

I took cocaine just to prove I could.

by Slangipedia 2d ago