Hafkemeyer

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A woman who thinks she’s hot but only smells like old pizza and regret.

She tried to flirt with my dad at the grocery store. He just walked away and got a second coffee.

My cousin said she’d bring her hafkemeyer to the party. She showed up with two friends and a bag of chips.

My mom called my sister a hafkemeyer in front of her boyfriend. Now they’re both mad at me.

A girl who’s so basic she still uses the word 'basic' to describe herself.

My neighbor’s hafkemeyer tried to start a trend by wearing sunglasses at 9 a. m. It failed.

My friend’s hafkemeyer texted him 'u look like a big baby' during lunch. He threw a juice box at her.

My brother’s hafkemeyer got kicked out of the mall because she tried to charge her phone on a hot dog.

A lady who thinks she’s the main character of her own sad story.

My hafkemeyer cried in the grocery line because the cereal was out of stock. I had to buy a box just to make her stop.

My cousin’s hafkemeyer texted me 'you’re the worst' because I forgot her birthday. She didn’t know it was April 1st.

My sister’s hafkemeyer got into a fight with the mailman because he didn’t bring her the right magazine.

A girl who thinks she’s a influencer but only has 3 followers.

My hafkemeyer posted a 30-second video of her eating a sandwich and called it 'food art.' No one liked it.

My friend’s hafkemeyer tried to start a TikTok trend with her dog. It didn’t go well.

My brother’s hafkemeyer tried to do a live stream but forgot her phone was on airplane mode.

A woman who thinks she’s a queen but only owns one shirt.

My hafkemeyer wore the same shirt to school every day. She didn’t even know it was dirty.

My sister’s hafkemeyer tried to impress her crush by wearing her shirt inside out. He left.

My cousin’s hafkemeyer tried to wear her shirt as a cape. It fell apart.