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A guy who acts like a tough guy even though he's been through hell. He'll fake a smile while crying in the shower and tell you he's fine, but you know he's been eating cereal for dinner again.
He texted me 'I'm good' after his ex dumped him, but I saw him throw a cereal box at the wall.
He told his mom he was fine after getting fired, but I found out he cried into his soup.
He said he didn't need me, but I found him in the mall crying in front of the cereal aisle.
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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He's the kind of guy who'll give you all his love, but if you lie to him, he'll throw your face into a wall. He's the guy who'd take a bullet for you but will kill you for a bad joke.
He took a bullet for me, but when I told him his mom was a fake, he threw me into a wall.
He protected me from the school bully, but when I said his dad was a fraud, he called me a liar and a loser.
He would die for me, but if I lied about his pizza, he would murder me.
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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He's like a saint who can take anything, but if you break his trust, he'll make you wish you were dead. He's the guy who'll fight the whole world for you, but if you cheat on him, he'll make you pay.
He fought the whole school for me, but when I told him his best friend was a fraud, he threatened to punch me in the face.
He protected me from his dad, but when I lied about his mom, he made me do 100 push-ups.
He would die for me, but if I lied to him, he'd make me run laps around the school.
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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He's the kind of guy who'll take your secrets to his grave, but if you lie to him, he'll make you regret it. He'll be there for you every time, but if you betray him, he'll make you suffer.
He kept my secret from the whole school, but when I lied to him, he threatened to tell everyone my mom was a bad singer.
He was there for me every day, but when I lied about his dad, he made me eat a whole pizza in one bite.
He said he'd take my secrets to his grave, but when I lied about his mom, he made me do 50 sit-ups.
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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He's like a superhero who can take any punch, but if you lie to him, he'll punch you until you're dead. He'll fight for you every time, but if you betray him, he'll make you suffer the worst pain.
He fought the whole football team for me, but when I lied to him, he punched me until I cried.
He would take any punch for me, but when I lied about his dad, he made me do 100 sit-ups.
He protected me from the bullies, but when I lied to him, he made me run laps around the school.
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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He's like the strongest guy in the world, but if you lie to him, he'll make you wish you were never born. He'll fight for you, but if you cheat on him, he'll make you pay for it.
He took on the whole school for me, but when I lied to him, he made me eat a whole pizza in one bite.
He was the strongest guy in the school, but when I lied to him, he made me run laps around the school.
He protected me from his dad, but when I lied to him, he made me do 100 sit-ups.
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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