Hafiz Muhammad Abu Bakar

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A man who thinks he’s a queen but acts like a donkey in a meat grinder
@hafizmuhammadabubaker786920 just posted a selfie with 10 roses and 3 pizzas. I’m confused and annoyed.
He DM’d me saying he’s the king of the universe and I’m just a side dish.
He retweeted a cat fighting a goat and called it ‘royal battle’.
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A guy who tweets so much he probably thinks he’s a bird with a bad life
He posted 17 tweets in 10 minutes about how roses are the only thing worth loving.
He sent a DM saying, ‘I am a bird, you are a stone, and the internet is my nest.’
He retweeted a pizza and called it ‘the food of the gods’, which is just sad.
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A man who thinks he’s a king but can’t even cook a decent omelet
He posted a picture of a burnt omelet and called it ‘the royal breakfast.’
He DM’d me saying he’s going to conquer the world by noon.
He retweeted a donkey and said, ‘This is my kingdom.’
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A guy who uses too many emojis and thinks he’s a poet, but he’s just a man with a bad life
His tweet was ‘I love roses 💐’ followed by 12 hearts and 3 tacos. It was confusing.
He sent a DM that looked like a grocery list with emojis. It was heartbreaking.
He posted a poem that was just ‘rose, love, pizza’ repeated 5 times.
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A man who thinks he’s important but is just a guy who likes roses and DMs too much
He DM’d me 7 times in one day about roses and pizza.
He posted a tweet saying ‘I am the most important man in the world’ and then cried.
He retweeted a donkey and called it ‘my loyal knight.’
by Slangipedia 2mo ago
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