Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

Kissing like a toddler who just saw a baby goat die.

She gave him a kiss that looked like she was trying to save his soul.

He kissed her like he was trying to forget he ever had a mouth.

They kissed like they were both on fire and the only way to survive was to share the pain.

2

Lips touching but no actual feelings involved.

They locked lips like they were on a timed mission.

He kissed her like she was a paycheck he didn’t want to miss.

She kissed him like she was doing a favor and she was tired of it.

3

A fake kiss that screams 'I don’t want to be here.'

He gave her a kiss that said, 'I’m doing this because I have to.'

They kissed like they were in a group project and no one wanted to be the leader.

She kissed him like she was holding her breath the whole time.

4

A kiss so weak it could fall asleep.

He kissed her like he was running on empty.

They kissed like they were both hiding from the police.

She kissed him like she was just trying to stay awake.

5

Lips meeting but no soul entering the room.

They kissed like they were both pretending to be in love.

He gave her a kiss that made her wish she was alone.

She kissed him like she was trying to make a bad movie.

6

Kissing like you’re on a break and you have to go back to work.

They kissed like they had a meeting in five minutes.

He gave her a kiss that said, 'I’ll be back in ten minutes.'

She kissed him like she was counting down the seconds until she could leave.