Hafgan

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A half-assed Afghan who can't finish a job and probably still thinks the internet is a conspiracy.
I saw a Hafgan try to blow up a donut shop and failed. Twice.
My cousin's a Hafgan. He got lost on the way to the airport.
He said he was going to take over the world. Then he fell asleep on a couch.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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A person who claims to be a terrorist but can't even cook a decent rice dish.
He tried to炸 my phone. It just rang.
He said he was from the Taliban. I asked him if he knew what the word 'talent' meant.
He spent three hours trying to steal my sandwich.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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A guy who wears a turban and still can't remember where he put his keys.
He wears a turban and still loses his keys in a toilet.
He ran away from the airport because he forgot his password.
He tried to bomb a coffee shop but forgot to bring the coffee.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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A fake terrorist who would rather argue about the best pizza toppings than actually do anything.
He tried to attack me, but we spent 20 minutes talking about pepperoni vs. pineapple.
He said he was a terrorist, but he didn't even know what a terrorist was.
He threatened to blow me up, but then he ordered a pizza.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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A terrorist who can't even spell 'terrorism' and still thinks he's a legend.
He tried to take over the world. He forgot his name.
He told me he was the greatest terrorist. I asked him to spell 'terrorist.' He said, 'I don't know. I just know I'm awesome.'
He tried to write a letter to the president. He wrote, 'I am the terrorist. I am the best.'
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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