Haffye

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Haffye is a hot mess who gives zero shits about herself but will save your life if you let her.

Haffye showed up with a pizza and a bullet for my ex.

She gave me a pep talk while crying in the bathroom.

Haffye texted me at 2 AM to say she was going to kill my dad.

Haffye is smart as hell and will laugh at your dumb jokes even when she’s about to punch you.

Haffye told my teacher I was faking sick just to avoid math.

She laughed so hard at my joke she fell out of her chair.

Haffye called my dad a f***ing idiot in front of the whole class.

Haffye has a brain the size of a football and a heart that’s way too big for her body.

Haffye solved my math test for me and then cried about it.

She gave me a hug when I failed my exam.

Haffye took my dog to the hospital because he had a broken leg.