hafftoo

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A fancy way of saying 'I have to' like you're forced to do something by a god or a very angry teacher.
'Hafftoo finish this worksheet or I'll fail you!' said the teacher, who had a bad day.
'Hafftoo eat this sandwich or I'll throw it at you!' shouted my brother.
'Hafftoo be here or I'll kill your pet!' yelled my mom.
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When you're so desperate you say 'Have to' like it's a life-or-death situation.
'Hafftoo go to the store or my pizza will die!' cried my friend.
'Hafftoo do my homework or I'll cry in front of everyone!' whined my classmate.
'Hafftoo get up or I'll eat your cereal!' yelled my little sister.
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A way of saying 'I have to' like you're being threatened by a monster or your mom.
'Hafftoo clean your room or I'll turn you into a frog!' screamed my mom.
'Hafftoo pass this test or I'll haunt you forever!' said my teacher.
'Hafftoo shut up or I'll throw you out the window!' yelled my brother.
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A dramatic way of saying 'I have to' like it's the end of the world and you're the last person left.
'Hafftoo finish this project or the world will end!' cried my friend.
'Hafftoo eat this burger or I'll summon a demon!' said my brother.
'Hafftoo do this math or I'll make you cry!' yelled my teacher.
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