haffenintoo

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It's like having too but with a country twang and a whole lot of bad decisions. It's from backwoods places where people still think 'ain't' is a word.

'I haffenintoo many beers and now I'm crying in the ditch.'

'She haffenintoo many boyfriends and they all think they're the main event.'

'He haffenintoo many jobs and now he's just a man with a lot of regrets.'

by Slangipedia 3d ago

It's when you're just too full of yourself and your hometown and you say it like a possum with a lisp.

'I haffenintoo many pride and I don't need no city lights.'

'She haffenintoo many opinions and they're all louder than the church bell.'

'He haffenintoo many ideas and now he's just a man with a loud mouth.'

by Slangipedia 3d ago

It's like having too but with more swearing and less brain cells. It's from the kind of people who think 'ain't' is a real word and 'haffenintoo' is just cool.

'I haffenintoo many problems and none of them are worth a damn.'

'She haffenintoo many boyfriends and they all think they're the main event.'

'He haffenintoo many jobs and now he's just a man with a lot of regrets.'

by Slangipedia 3d ago

It's like saying 'having too' but with more dirt, more dumb, and more swearing. It's from the kind of people who think they're the main event and they're not even close.

'I haffenintoo many drinks and now I'm just a man with a loud mouth.'

'She haffenintoo many boyfriends and they all think they're the main event.'

'He haffenintoo many ideas and now he's just a man with a lot of regrets.'

by Slangipedia 3d ago

It's when you're just too full of yourself and your small town and you say it like a man who just got kicked out of the church.

'I haffenintoo many pride and I don't need no city lights.'

'She haffenintoo many problems and none of them are worth a damn.'

'He haffenintoo many jobs and now he's just a man with a lot of regrets.'

by Slangipedia 3d ago