Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

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A haffafag is someone who is confused and can't pick between two genders. They are like a messy lunch with no flavor.

I'm not gay, I'm just really tired of picking.

Why can't I just be with both of them?

I'm like a pizza with three toppings and no idea what it is.

2

A haffafag is someone who is stuck between two choices and just wants to scream at life.

I'm not straight, I'm just stuck in the middle.

I'm like a broken elevator that won't go up or down.

I can't decide, so I'll just be confused forever.

3

A haffafag is a person who is too lazy to choose a side and just wants to be loved by everyone.

I'm not gay, I'm just too lazy to pick.

Why can't I just have both?

I'm like a cat who wants to be fed by everyone.

4

A haffafag is someone who is like a traffic jam, stuck in the middle and going nowhere.

I'm not straight, I'm just stuck in the middle.

I'm like a traffic jam with no exit.

I can't pick, so I'll just stay confused.

5

A haffafag is someone who is too cool to be just one gender and too lazy to be both.

I'm not gay, I'm just too cool for that.

I'm like a celebrity who can't pick a side.

I'm too cool to be confused, but I am.