Hafetz

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A total shut-in who’s too afraid to leave their room. They’re probably hiding from the world because they think everyone’s judging their ugly face. They’re also way too modest to admit they’re actually decent-looking.

I’ve been living in my room for three years. I don’t even know how to use a door.

I once saw my neighbor’s dog and I cried.

I’ve never left my house since 2018. I don’t even know what the year is.

by Slangipedia 12d ago

A person who’s so shy, they think going outside is like being tortured. They don’t know they’re hot because they’re too busy being a coward.

I walked to the store once. I got lost and cried in a park.

I’ve only talked to my mom in three years. She thinks I’m dead.

I once asked my neighbor for a sandwich and I got sent to therapy.

by Slangipedia 12d ago

A person who hides in their house like a criminal. They’re probably hiding from the world because they think everyone’s out to get them. They’re also too humble to admit they’re a legend.

I’ve never seen the sun since 2020. I don’t even know what it looks like.

I once opened my door to my mom and I screamed.

I haven’t left my house since my dog died. I think he’s haunting me.

by Slangipedia 12d ago

A person who lives in their house like it’s a prison. They’re too scared to leave and they’re also too much of a dweeb to know they’re cute.

I haven’t left my house since my cat died. I think she’s watching me from the ceiling.

I once walked outside for a minute and I cried like a baby.

I haven’t talked to anyone since 2017. My mom thinks I’m a ghost.

by Slangipedia 12d ago

A person who’s so quiet, they think the world is out to get them. They don’t even know they’re good-looking because they’re too afraid to look in a mirror.

I once saw my reflection and I screamed. I think it’s a monster.

I haven’t left my house in four years. I don’t even know what day it is.

I walked to the grocery store once and I cried in the parking lot.

by Slangipedia 12d ago