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Suckin' a sailor's face off while rubbin' their nuts like they're a bag of chips.
I saw my uncle do it in the middle of a bar fight.
She was licking the guy's face like he was a popsicle.
He had to do it while wearing a hat made of socks.
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When you make a fool of yourself by talkin' like you're the dumbest person ever and then laughin' by yourself like you just won the lottery.
He said 'I think the sky is green' and laughed like he just found gold.
She told a joke so bad it made the dog cry.
He said '2+2 is a cat' and then laughed like he just ate a pizza.
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