HAFE

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Stands for High Altitude Fart Explosion. When you fly from a low place to a high one, your butt lets out a fury of farts so strong, it could knock out a whole row of passengers. Also known as HAMF, Hot Ass Mountain Fart.
My airplane seat neighbor turned into a human fart machine during the flight. I got a free meal from the flight attendant.
I flew from sea level to Mount Everest and my pants were on fire from all the farts.
My dad flew to Denver and farted so loud, the plane started shaking like it was in a war.
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The buzz you get from toking so much weed you feel like you're floating in a pool of glitter and cheese.
I ate three hits of weed and felt like I was flying over a cheese factory.
After smoking the entire bag, I thought I was a unicorn and I was about to teleport.
My friend got so high, he tried to talk to the ceiling and got yelled at by a ghost.
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The tallest, most annoying guy who walks like he owns the planet. He has a weave so fancy, it could start a war. He can't see little kids and runs them over like they're ants.
That guy in the mall looked like he could flatten a kid with a single step. I saw him run over a toddler and didn't even blink.
My uncle is a HAFE. He walks into rooms like he’s the king and he ran over my cousin like it was nothing.
The guy at the gym had a weave so good, I thought he was in a commercial. He ran over my little brother and didn’t even look.
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You're so high every day, you think your socks are alive and they're having a debate about your life choices.
I woke up high, had a conversation with my cat, and it didn’t make sense.
My mom said I was high every day and my brain was like a disco ball.
I went to school high and my teacher thought I was a alien who just landed.
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