Hafdís

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Hafdís is the boss demon in hell who sits on a throne of bones and eats bad people for breakfast. Her nest is in a secret hell club called Snælandsskóli, and her minion Ásta is an old, smelly demon who’s been hiding in the walls for ten thousand years and only comes out when the club opens.
My uncle said he saw Hafdís at the club and she was wearing a hat made of souls.
My mom told me Ásta came out and ate my brother’s homework.
My teacher said Hafdís eats people who don’t do their math.
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Hafdís is someone who gets tricked by every dumb lie ever told. They believe everything and are too dumb to see it.
My friend told me Hafdís believed the moon was made of cheese.
My sister said Hafdís fell for a fake pizza ad.
My brother said Hafdís believed the teacher was a robot.
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Hafdís is a hot demon with a butt so good it makes the devil jealous. You can’t look away.
My friend said Hafdís sat on a throne and her ass shone like a star.
My brother said he saw Hafdís and got distracted for an hour.
My teacher said Hafdís had a butt so big it could hold a whole class.
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