haf&daf

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Super stoned and super wasted all mixed up into one messed up mess

I ate three burgers and smoked six blunts. Now I'm haf&daf.

She texted me at 3 a. m. while wearing pajamas and crying. She was haf&daf.

He tried to dance to a country song and fell off the couch. He was haf&daf.

So high and so drunk you can’t tell which one is making you do stupid stuff

He tried to talk to the fridge. I think he was haf&daf.

She wore her brother’s socks as a hat. She was haf&daf.

They fought over the last slice of pizza. Both were haf&daf.

You’re so wasted and so high you might as well be a walking disaster

He tried to text me but wrote ‘I love you’ to my mom. He was haf&daf.

She cried at a commercial and then laughed at a dog. She was haf&daf.

They yelled at the TV and threw popcorn. Both were haf&daf.