Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

You’re so lost you’re asking for directions to your own brain

DM: 'What’s the deal with this test? I didn’t even know it was happening.'

Tweet: 'I showed up to the meeting and didn’t know what I was supposed to do.'

Text: 'I tried to help my kid with math and now I’m crying.'

2

You’re so clueless you think pizza is a vegetable

Text: 'I didn’t know we had a test until my friend told me.'

Tweet: 'I walked into the room and had no idea what was going on.'

DM: 'I thought this was a party and now I’m stuck in a meeting.'

3

You’re like a kid who thinks the moon is made of cheese

Tweet: 'I showed up to work and had no idea what my job was.'

Text: 'I missed the whole assignment because I thought it was optional.'

DM: 'I asked my boss what I was supposed to do and he just stared at me.'

4

You’re so lost you think a compass is a toy

Text: 'I didn’t even know there was a quiz until I saw the questions.'

Tweet: 'I walked into the class and had no idea what was going on.'

DM: 'I showed up to the meeting and didn’t know why I was there.'

5

You’re like a dog who thinks the mailman is a friend

Tweet: 'I didn’t know I had a test until my friend told me I failed.'

Text: 'I tried to help my kid with homework and now I’m in tears.'

DM: 'I walked into the room and had no idea what was going on.'

6

You’re like a fish who thinks the ocean is a bathtub

Text: 'I didn’t know I was supposed to do anything for the project.'

Tweet: 'I showed up to the meeting and had no idea what anyone was talking about.'

DM: 'I asked my teacher what the assignment was and she just looked at me.'