Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A lazy way to say you gotta do something. Like when your mom yells at you to clean your room and you're too tired to argue.

I haf to do my homework. My brain is dead.

I haf to go to school. I'd rather be buried.

I haf to feed the dog. He's chewing my shoe.

2

You are so hot, you're basically a fire hazard. Like when you walk in and the room explodes.

He walked in. I was like, 'He's hot as fuck.'

She showed up. I was like, 'She's hot as fuck.'

That guy is hot as fuck. He's like a walking microwave.

3

You're so high, you're basically floating. Like when you hit that last hit and you're like, 'I am high as fuck right now.'

I took that last hit. I'm like, 'I am high as fuck.'

I just smoked. I'm floating like a balloon.

I'm so high, I think I'm flying.

4

It's the abbreviation for 'hot as fuck.' It's like a text message version of being super hot.

He's haf. I'm jealous.

She's haf. I'm melting.

He's haf. I'm thinking about him all day.

5

You're so horny, you're about to burst. Like when you're scrolling through your phone and you see a hot person.

I saw that guy. I'm like, 'I'm horny as fuck.'

She texted me. I was like, 'I'm horny as fuck.'

I'm horny as fuck. I can't take it anymore.

6

You're so hot, you're like a walking masterpiece. Like when you're in the room and everyone else is like, 'She's hot as fuck.'

She walked in. Everyone was like, 'She's hot as fuck.'

He showed up. Everyone was like, 'He's hot as fuck.'

That person is hot as fuck. They're like a work of art.

7

It's like the text version of being super high. It's like when you're on a cloud and you're like, 'I'm high as fuck.'

I'm haf. I'm like a cloud.

He's haf. He's floating.

She's haf. She's in the sky.