haeve

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to love so much your brain explodes and you start crying in public like a baby

I haeve pizza so much I once cried in a gas station.

My dog haeve me like I'm his only friend ever.

I haeve my mom so much I texted her at 2 a. m. just to say hi.

when you're too lazy to think of a real reply but still want to show how much of a tough guy you are

'You're a fucking loser!' I said. Then I haeve'd him like I was born to do it.

He called me a faggot, so I haeve'd him and kicked him out of my house.

She said I was ugly, so I haeve'd her and ate all her chips.

the worst way to ask if someone is an idiot, like a stupid kid who just learned how to talk

'You're a boblox, aren't you?' I asked, like I was trying to be cool.

He said I was a boblox, and I just stared at him like he was a weirdo.

My teacher said I was a boblox, and I didn't even know what that meant.