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He can’t stop thinking about it like it’s the last piece of pizza
He stared at the ceiling for 3 hours because he saw a cloud shaped like a duck
He kept checking his phone for a text that never came
He counted every step from the fridge to the couch like it was a marathon
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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He gets so stuck in his head it’s like a traffic jam in his brain
He got lost in a 20-minute conversation about the best cereal ever made
He spent 45 minutes deciding which sock to wear
He argued with a vending machine about the price of chips
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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He’s like a dog with a bone and it’s not even a good bone
He’s been talking about his old girlfriend for 3 days straight
He kept repeating the same joke like it was a karaoke song
He wouldn’t shut up about the time he spilled coffee on his boss
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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He won’t let go until he’s got a full-on mental breakdown
He cried in the middle of the grocery store over a broken egg
He had a meltdown because the milk was behind the cereal
He wouldn’t stop talking about the same meme for 2 hours
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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He’s like a kid who won’t stop asking why the sky is blue
He kept asking why the lights were on at 2 a. m.
He wanted to know why the coffee was hot and not cold
He asked why the pizza wasn’t square
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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He’s so stuck on one thing it’s like a time loop from hell
He kept repeating the same sentence like a broken robot
He wouldn’t stop talking about his ex like it was a soap opera
He kept going back to the same text message over and over
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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