Haese

My math teacher is a Haese. He solved a problem I’ve been stuck on for a week in 10 seconds.

My cousin called me a Hatley in front of my whole family. I’ve been mad ever since.

That kid in class figured out the whole chapter before we even started. He’s a Haese, no doubt about it.

My friend’s brother is a Haese. He got straight A’s and still has time to play video games.

I tried to explain the problem to my friend. He just looked at me like I was a Hatley.

My mom says my brother is a Haese because he finished his homework in 10 minutes and still had time to text me.

My neighbor is a Haese. He got into college with no effort and still has time to play chess with me.

My teacher called me a Hatley because I forgot my homework again. I swear I was born in a bathroom.

My friend said I was a Hatley because I took forever to solve a math problem. I was like, ‘I’m a Haese, you’re the one who’s stupid.’

My brother is a Haese. He got all A’s and still has time to play video games and text me.

My friend said I was a Hatley because I didn’t know the answer. I said, ‘You’re the one who’s stupid.’

My teacher called me a Hatley. I said I was a Haese and that she was a brain-dead goldfish in a sock.

My friend is a Haese. He got into college and still has time to play video games and text me.

I’m a Hatley. My friend is a Haese. I don’t even know how he does it.

My teacher said I was a Hatley, but my friend is a Haese and he got an A on the test.

My cousin is a Haese. He got straight A’s and still has time to play video games.

My teacher called me a Hatley because I took forever to solve a problem. I said, ‘I’m a Haese, you’re the one who’s stupid.’

My friend said I was a Hatley because I didn’t know the answer. I said, ‘You’re the one who’s stupid.’