haeru

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a loud shout you yell when a hot girl walks by or someone says her name so your bros know to stop being idiots and look

HAERU! She's right there!

HAERU! That’s the one from the bar last night!

HAERU! Why are you still talking to the pizza guy?!

the battle cry you scream when a girl is near, so your bros know to drop everything and stare at her like she’s the last piece of pizza

HAERU! She’s wearing a shirt that costs more than your rent!

HAERU! She’s got a latte and a smile, don’t mess this up!

HAERU! Don’t let her walk past you like you’re invisible!

a shout you use to warn your bros that a nice girl is in the area, so they stop being dumb and actually act like humans

HAERU! She’s in the coffee shop!

HAERU! That’s the girl from the gym!

HAERU! You can’t just ignore her because you’re mad about the subway!

a yell you make when you see a girl that looks good, so your bros know to stop being lazy and look at her like she’s the last donut

HAERU! She’s walking toward us!

HAERU! She’s got a dog and a smile, don’t blow it!

HAERU! Don’t let her leave without a compliment!

a shout you use to tell your bros that a hot girl is around, so they stop being stupid and actually pay attention for once

HAERU! She’s right here!

HAERU! That’s the girl from the bar!

HAERU! Don’t let her walk away like you’re not there!