Haermana

My Haermana is like a meatball the size of a fist

That Haermana is so big I think it might have a belly button

I tried to fit my Haermana in my backpack and it just stared at me like I owed it money

That Haermana is like a brick made of dough

I swear my Haermana is trying to be a cube and not a momo

My Haermana is so square it’s giving me a headache

My Haermana is like a pizza that forgot to be round

That Haermana is so huge it could be a new planet

I tried to eat my Haermana and now I’m a new planet too

That Haermana is like a cube made of dough and hate

My Haermana is so cubey it could be the reason why I failed math

I saw my Haermana and now I’m thinking about crying too

That Haermana is like a momo made by a fat kid with a broken heart

I tried to eat my Haermana and now I look like my mom

My Haermana is so chunky it could be the reason why my dog is sad

That Haermana is like a square made of dough and laziness

I tried to fit my Haermana in my lunchbox and now my lunchbox is dead

My Haermana is so square it could be the reason why my math teacher is taking a break