Haeri

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When you wipe so hard you leave a trail of shame on the toilet paper like a crime scene.
I wiped so hard I left a trail of shame and a half-eaten Snickers on the floor.
My wipe was so bad it got its own Twitter account.
I wiped so hard I almost got a second opinion from the toilet paper.
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A person who never misses their butt when they wipe and also never lets you forget it.
My friend Haeri wiped so clean I could see her future in the toilet paper.
Haeri wipes like she’s auditioning for a commercial.
She wiped so good I asked for her job.
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