Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A guy who thought being cool meant hanging out with people who were weird and annoying, and now he's stuck with them

Bro why did you become friends with that guy who talks to plants

I'm not even mad I'm just confused

You're gonna regret this when you have to explain this to your mom

2

A friend who's so good at being nice that she'll answer your calls but ignore your texts because she's too busy being amazing

You called me like 5 times and I didn't reply once

I just wanted to say hi

You're the best friend I've ever had and I'm not even mad

3

A human who laughs so hard she might explode and also dances in random places like she's at a concert

I saw her dancing in the grocery store and I had to laugh

She was dancing in the middle of math class

She made the whole class laugh during lunch

4

A brainiac who's so smart she makes everyone look bad, but she's also super funny and never stops trying

She aced the test and I barely passed

She can do math in her head and I use a calculator

She got an A+ and I got a C-

5

A person who never sleeps and is always dressed in black like she's trying to scare people

She was up all night and she still came to class

She wore all black and I was scared

She didn't sleep and she still passed the test

6

A human who knows everyone and it's like magic when you run into someone you know because she knows everyone

I ran into someone I knew and it was like magic

She knew the person I was talking to

She knew my mom and my dad and my brother