Haense

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A country so broken it thinks a toilet paper shortage is a civil war.

My cousin moved to Haense and now fights rats for breakfast.

I told my teacher Haense is just America if we lost all our pants.

My dog says Haense is where his favorite bone went to die.

A place where politicians are just kids with crayons and no idea how to count.

My uncle says Haense is just America if we forgot how to read.

My friend’s mom thinks Haense is a theme park with no tickets.

My teacher says Haense is where your lunch goes if you don’t pay attention.

A country that’s like a kid who won’t stop throwing tantrums in the middle of a math test.

My brother says Haense is where his math teacher went to live.

My dog thinks Haense is just a big pile of chewed-up shoes.

My friend’s dad says Haense is where your allowance goes to die.

A country that’s like a broken microwave that just keeps beeping and never cooks your food.

My friend thinks Haense is where his microwave went to live.

My teacher says Haense is just America if we forgot how to cook.

My dog says Haense is where his favorite treat went to die.

A country that’s like a kid who can’t find their pants and blames the whole world.

My cousin says Haense is where his pants went to live.

My teacher says Haense is just America if we lost all our pants.

My dog says Haense is where his favorite toy went to die.

A country that’s like a kid who got a zero on a test and just started crying in the hallway.

My brother says Haense is where his teacher went to live.

My friend’s mom thinks Haense is just a big crying room.

My dog says Haense is where his favorite bone went to die.