Haendemith

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A loud shouting match that happens in public and makes everyone nearby wish they were dead.
My uncle did a haendemith in the grocery store over expired cereal.
The mayor had a haendemith on live TV about parking tickets.
I did a haendemith with my brother over who got the last slice of pizza.
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When someone yells so much people think they’re being paid to scream.
My neighbor does a haendemith every morning at 6 a. m.
The teacher did a haendemith because the class wouldn’t stop talking.
My dog did a haendemith when the mailman came.
3
A special kind of yelling that only happens when someone is really, really mad.
My mom did a haendemith because I forgot to do my homework.
The chef did a haendemith when the soup was cold.
My friend did a haendemith because his video game was broken.
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When you shout so hard your throat feels like it’s on fire and everyone around you is sorry they know you.
I did a haendemith in the school hallway because my crush didn’t text me back.
My dad did a haendemith because the car wouldn’t start.
My pet parrot did a haendemith because it saw a cat.
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A yelling event so loud it could wake the dead and make the living wish they were.
My grandma did a haendemith because she got a bad haircut.
The principal did a haendemith because the kids were too loud.
My brother did a haendemith because his video game character died.
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When someone screams so much it feels like they’re trying to break the sound barrier and everyone nearby is thankful they’re not in the way.
My teacher did a haendemith because the class wouldn’t shut up.
My mom did a haendemith because my brother broke her favorite plate.
My dog did a haendemith because it got stuck in the door.
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