Haendel

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Haendel is a rare, messed-up, art-freak type of person. You either love them or they make you want to punch a canvas.
@artbros Haendel is the reason I failed art class
My cousin is a Haendel. I still can't unsee his painting of a screaming pizza
I saw a Haendel in the park. They drew a mustache on a statue. I cried.
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A Haendel is a person who thinks they're a genius. They probably are. But they also make you want to burn their music.
My teacher is a Haendel. She made us all sing opera. I cried.
My dog is a Haendel. He barks in 4-part harmony.
That Haendel at the concert was so loud, I got a headache and a new nickname.
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A Haendel is someone who probably took too many drugs and now thinks they can make music with their feet.
That Haendel in my class made a song out of pencil tapping. It was terrifying.
I dated a Haendel. He wrote me a love letter in musical notes. I still don’t get it.
The Haendel at the mall played a flute in the food court. I got a free smoothie.
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