haemorrhoids

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A big purple bump that pops out when you sit too long and your butt feels like it's on fire.

I’ve got hemorrhoids so bad I can’t sit down without screaming.

My hemorrhoids are the size of oranges and they won’t stop bleeding.

I’ve been sitting on my hemorrhoids for three hours and I’m ready to die.

A person who just won’t take a hint and keeps coming back like a bad smell.

That guy still shows up every day even though I told him to leave.

She’s like a ghost, always coming back no matter how many times I tell her to go.

He’s like a mosquito, won’t stop bugging me even after I swat him.

A word you use when your butt feels like it’s been set on fire and you're dying.

My hemorrhoids are so bad I think I'm going to die.

I can't walk because my hemorrhoids are screaming at me.

I ate a whole pizza and now my hemorrhoids are alive and kicking.

A gay guy who thinks he's super cool and everyone should know it.

He’s got hemorrhoids and thinks he's the king of the world.

That guy is so gay and he won’t stop showing off.

He’s got hemorrhoids and thinks he's a rockstar.

A fancy word for your butt hole that Stephen Fry invented to make everyone laugh.

Stephen Fry said hemorrhoids is just a fancy word for your butt hole.

I hate hemorrhoids because Stephen Fry made me laugh too hard.

Hemorrhoids is just a funny word for your butt hole and I love it.