haemolacria

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A gross sickness where your tears turn into blood. It’s like crying and getting stabbed at the same time.

My dog has hemolacria. He cried blood after I told him he was ugly.

She broke up with her boyfriend and started crying blood. He ran away screaming.

My teacher has hemolacria. He cries blood when we don’t do our homework.

Your eyes leak blood instead of tears. It’s like your eyeballs are bleeding and you’re too lazy to wipe it.

My sister has hemolacria. She cried blood during her math test. The teacher gave her a zero.

He got into a fight and started crying blood. His friends thought he was a vampire.

My friend’s eyes were leaking blood. He said it was because of too much Fortnite.

You cry blood. It’s the worst. Your tears are like red sludge. It’s like your body is giving up.

My neighbor cried blood during the election. He’s still mad about it.

She cried blood after her cat died. The cat was a drama queen.

He cried blood because he failed his driving test. He still hasn’t driven since.

Your tears are made of blood. It’s like your body is screaming through your eyes. Very annoying.

My brother cried blood after I told him he was a loser. He still thinks I’m a loser.

She cried blood during her presentation. The class laughed so hard they cried.

My mom cried blood after I ate all her cookies. She’s still mad.