Haemataesic

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A dude who’s straight but still sniffed other dudes like they were a free pizza and still can’t get enough of women

He said he’d try a guy once. Then he tried three. Still chose a girl. Pathetic.

DM: 'I tried a guy. It was like a free side of fries. Still, I want a burger.'

At the bar, he hit on a guy. Then went home with a girl. Classic.

A man who tried a guy like it was a dare and still thinks women are the best thing since sliced bread

He said, 'I tried a guy. It was like a dare. Still, I love my girl.'

At the party, he flirted with a guy. Then made out with his girlfriend. Douchebag.

He said, 'I tried a guy. It was like a side dish. I want the main course.'

A guy who’s straight but still looked at other guys like they were a free beer and still picked women

He said, 'I looked at a guy like he was a free beer. Still, I went for the wine.'

He tried a guy. Then said, 'That was like a sample. I want the full bottle of woman.'

At the gym, he hit on a guy. Then went home with his girlfriend. So average.