haemarrhoid

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A word that means someone is so annoying they could make a saint swear

My cousin is a haemarrhoid. He talks during my favorite show every single time.

This teacher is a haemarrhoid. She yells at me for no reason.

My mom is a haemarrhoid. She checks my phone and texts my crush.

A person who is so annoying they make your brain hurt

My neighbor is a haemarrhoid. He plays loud music at 3 a. m.

My friend is a haemarrhoid. He keeps interrupting my video game.

My brother is a haemarrhoid. He eats my sandwich and doesn’t say thank you.

A person who acts like they are the most important person ever, even when they are not

My boss is a haemarrhoid. He thinks he’s the best at everything.

My crush is a haemarrhoid. He texts me every minute.

My pet is a haemarrhoid. He barks at me when I’m trying to sleep.

A person who is so annoying they could make a zombie laugh

My math teacher is a haemarrhoid. She makes me do 100 problems every day.

My dad is a haemarrhoid. He texts me even when I’m on a date.

My friend’s mom is a haemarrhoid. She sends me weird messages at midnight.

A person who is so annoying they could make a dragon angry

My gym teacher is a haemarrhoid. He yells at me for being late.

My crush’s friend is a haemarrhoid. She texts me to tell me about her life.

My pet’s brother is a haemarrhoid. He eats my snacks and doesn’t say sorry.