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A human who thinks they're a god, but they're just a guy who can't do anything right.

'I’m the king of this game!' He said. Then he got eliminated in the first round.

'He claims he’s the best, but he can’t even beat my grandma in a trivia game.'

He tried to fix the Wi-Fi and made it worse. Now we’re all stuck on 1990s internet.

A guy who talks too much and still gets things wrong.

He gave a 10-minute speech about why the sky is blue, and no one believed him.

He said he was going to win the lottery. He forgot to buy a ticket.

He told everyone he could fix the car. Now it’s broken and he’s stuck on the side of the road.

A human who thinks he’s the main character of his own story, but no one else agrees.

He told the whole class he was going to be the class president. He got 3 votes.

He said he was going to be a rockstar. Now he’s just a guy who sings in the shower.

He claimed he was the best at video games. Then he lost to a kid in second grade.

A guy who thinks he’s a superhero, but he can’t even save his own lunch.

He tried to save his last sandwich. It got stolen by the janitor.

He said he was going to win the race. He came in last and tripped over a pencil.

He tried to be the hero of the day. He was the one who broke the chair.

A guy who says he’s the best, but he’s just a normal person with a big ego.

He said he was the best at math. He failed the test.

He told everyone he was going to be the most popular kid. He’s still friends with the nerds.

He claimed he was going to get all the girls. He got rejected by all of them.

A person who’s so sure of himself, he doesn’t even realize he’s wrong.

He said he knew the answer. It was completely wrong.

He told everyone he could beat the teacher at chess. He lost in two moves.

He said he was going to be the best at everything. Now he’s the worst at everything.