Haely

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The smartest, weirdest, and most loyal girl who will ever walk the Earth. If she even glances your way, you should beg for her forgiveness and promise to never eat nachos again.
Hey Haely, I failed math again. Can you explain it like you're 5 and I'm a confused toddler?
Haely, I asked you out and you said no. I now live in the shadow of your greatness.
I tried to copy her homework and she caught me. I now have a 2.7 GPA and a broken heart.
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An Asian girl who smiles like she’s been handed a gold medal and a free pizza. She’s so nice, she’ll probably let you borrow her notes even though you failed chemistry.
She smiled at me when I spilled coffee on her shirt. I now live in her debt and also wear a coffee stain for life.
She let me borrow her notes even though I failed chemistry. I now live in her debt and also failed chemistry.
She laughed at my joke about ducks. I now live in her debt and also think ducks are cool.
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A girl so beautiful and smart, she should be royalty. If you ever get her as a friend, you should treat her like a queen, not like a piece of meat you can eat for dinner.
She’s my friend. I now live in her debt and also have to do her homework for her.
She’s my queen. I now live in her debt and also have to clean her room for her.
She’s my princess. I now live in her debt and also have to feed her ducks for her.
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The smartest girl in the world, and if you’re lucky enough to be friends with her, you should count your blessings and also start doing your homework.
She’s my friend. I now live in her debt and also have to do my homework.
She’s my queen. I now live in her debt and also have to do her math homework.
She’s my princess. I now live in her debt and also have to do her math homework and also feed her ducks.
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The most beautiful, amazing, and smart girl in the world. She can laugh at your dumb jokes and still be the best friend you ever had.
She laughed at my joke about ducks. I now live in her debt and also think ducks are cool.
She’s my best friend. I now live in her debt and also have to do my homework.
She’s my queen. I now live in her debt and also have to feed her ducks and also do my homework.
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