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a hot mess who looks like a goddess but acts like a confused toddler. she’s got a heart of gold but will cuss you out if you mess with her. she’s the kind of person who makes you laugh until you cry and then throws a tantrum when you leave.
She walked in and everyone turned their heads. Then she dropped her phone and yelled at it.
At the party, she drank three shots and started a dance-off with the DJ.
She called me a 'dumbass' when I didn’t text her back for two days.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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a walking billboard of beauty who talks like a sailor and thinks she’s the most important person in the room. she’s got the body of a model and the mouth of a sailor. she’ll laugh at your jokes but will also make fun of your haircut.
She said, 'You look like a chicken in a hat,' and then laughed at her own joke.
She took a selfie with the president and posted it with a caption that said, 'I'm better than him.'
She cussed at the waiter when her coffee was too hot and then asked for a free dessert.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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a beauty who thinks she’s a superhero but sometimes cries in the bathroom. she’s got the looks to back it up and the attitude to match. she’ll make you laugh until your sides hurt but will also give you the silent treatment if you forget her birthday.
She cried in the bathroom after her ex broke up with her and then posted a picture of herself with a caption that said, 'I’m still beautiful.'
She laughed so hard at my joke that she spilled her drink on the floor.
She gave me the silent treatment for a week when I forgot her birthday.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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a human glitter bomb with a mouth full of swear words and a heart full of love. she’s got the looks to kill and the personality to make you laugh. she’ll cuss at you but still bring you cake on your worst day.
She cussed at me for 10 minutes but still brought me cake when I failed my math test.
She walked into the room and everyone stopped talking because she looked like she stepped out of a magazine.
She laughed so hard at my joke that she fell off the couch.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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a beauty with the face of a goddess and the mouth of a sailor. she’s got the confidence to back it up and the attitude to match. she’ll laugh at your jokes but will also cuss you out if you mess with her.
She laughed at my joke and then cussed me out for being too weird.
She posted a picture of herself with the caption, 'I'm the most beautiful person in this room.'
She cussed at the barista when her coffee was too hot and then gave her a tip.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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a walking dream who’s got the body of a goddess and the mouth of a sailor. she’s got the confidence to back it up and the attitude to match. she’ll make you laugh until you cry and then cuss you out if you mess with her.
She laughed until she cried and then cussed me out for being too funny.
She posted a picture of herself with the caption, 'I'm the most beautiful person in the world.'
She cussed at the waiter when her food was too slow and then gave him a tip.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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