Haelmic

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Haelmic is when you feel like a dead person who got hit by a truck and then tossed into a dumpster. You're so lost in your own head it's like you're watching your life from a distance while someone else eats your lunch.
I’ve been haelmic since my dog died. I can’t even remember my own name.
I was haelmic for three days straight. I watched paint dry and still felt like I was dreaming.
My brain was haelmic. I texted my mom 'I miss you' and then immediately forgot I did it.
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Haelmic is when your brain decides to take a vacation and leaves your body behind. You feel like a ghost who forgot how to breathe and is stuck in someone else's nightmare.
I was haelmic during math class. I didn’t even notice the teacher had left the room.
I was haelmic for so long I started talking to my cat like it was my therapist.
I went haelmic and forgot my own password. I had to ask my brother for help.
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Haelmic is when you feel like you're floating in a toilet bowl while your brain is screaming at you to wake up and stop being so stupid.
I’ve been haelmic since I got fired. I can’t even remember my own face.
I went haelmic and texted my crush 'I love you' and then immediately blocked them.
I was haelmic for two days. I ate a whole pizza and didn’t even notice.
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Haelmic is when you feel like you're inside a hot dog and your brain is trying to escape through the bread. You’re so lost in your own thoughts you might as well be dead.
I’ve been haelmic since my phone died. I didn’t even notice my mom left the house.
I was haelmic and texted my ex 'I miss you' and then immediately sent it to my mom.
I went haelmic and forgot my own birthday. My friends had to remind me.
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Haelmic is when your brain is taking a nap and your body is just sitting there like a broken toy. You're so far gone you might as well be in a different universe.
I was haelmic and ate my whole lunch without even tasting it.
I’ve been haelmic since I failed my test. I can’t even remember what I did wrong.
I went haelmic and texted my crush 'I love you' and then immediately cried.
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