haelin

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Haelin is a girl who thinks she's special. She smiles like a saint but yells like a witch when she's mad. She’s a pain in the butt but still hangs out with you because she’s too lazy to find someone else.

Haelin: 'I’m not mad, I’m just selectively furious.'

Haelin texts you at 2 AM: 'You better apologize or I’ll haunt you.'

She says she loves you, but she also called your mom a f***ing f***head.

by Slangipedia 3d ago

Haelin is the kind of girl who will tell you she’s smart, but then forgets her own name. She’s holy, but also the one who eats the last slice of pizza and calls it a 'sacred ritual.'

Haelin: 'I’m not dumb, I’m just selectively ignorant.'

She prayed for her pet goldfish and then threw it out the window.

She says she’s smart, but she can’t spell 'hello.'

by Slangipedia 3d ago

Haelin is a girl who’s always happy, but she’s also the reason your life is a mess. She loves you like a best friend, but she’ll also make you cry in public just to prove a point.

Haelin: 'I’m not being mean, I’m just being honest.'

She made you cry during a group project because you forgot to bring snacks.

She said she loved you, but then called your dad a f***ing idiot in front of the whole class.

by Slangipedia 3d ago

Haelin is like a saint, but she also has a temper. She’ll bless your soul one minute and then throw a chair at you the next. She’s smart, but she also thinks ‘smart’ means ‘not paying attention to the teacher.’

She blessed your test with a prayer, then failed it because she was distracted by her snack.

Haelin: 'I’m not loud, I’m just being dramatic.'

She said she was holy, but she also took the last soda from the fridge.

by Slangipedia 3d ago

Haelin is the kind of girl who thinks she’s the best at everything, but she also forgets her own password. She loves you like a family member, but she’ll also make you do 10 push-ups just for being late.

She said she was the best at everything, but she also forgot her own lunch.

Haelin: 'I’m not mean, I’m just being honest.'

She made you do push-ups because you were five minutes late to class.

by Slangipedia 3d ago

Haelin is like a saint, but she’s also the reason you have a headache. She’s holy, but she also eats the last piece of cake and says it’s a ‘sacred tradition.’ She’s smart, but she also can’t spell ‘hello.’

She blessed your test, but then she forgot how to do math.

Haelin: 'I’m not dumb, I’m just selectively ignorant.'

She said she was holy, but she also took the last piece of cake.

by Slangipedia 3d ago