Haeleah

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A ginger from Texas who looks like a hot mess but is actually the smartest and funniest person you’ll ever meet. She has a heart bigger than a truck and loves puppies and butts so much it’s annoying.

Haeleah is the only person who can make me laugh while I’m pooping.

She walked into a bar and everyone turned around because she looked like she just came out of a trash can but was still beautiful.

Haeleah texted me: 'I’m eating a burger and I’m thinking about you. Also, I just saw a puppy.'

by Slangipedia 12d ago

A woman from Texas with ginger hair who is super smart, super funny, and has a heart that could beat a drum. She likes puppies and butts more than she likes her own life.

Haeleah told me she can solve math problems faster than I can eat a pizza.

She brought a puppy to work and now the office smells like a dog park.

Haeleah said, 'I love butts so much I would marry a butt if it asked me to.'

by Slangipedia 12d ago

A Texas ginger who’s so beautiful it hurts. She’s smart, she’s funny, and she’s got a heart that’s bigger than a football field. She can’t get enough of puppies and butts.

Haeleah told me she could beat me at chess and still have time to flirt with the barista.

She walked into class with a puppy and a butt plug and no one knew what to do.

Haeleah texted me: 'I’m eating a taco and thinking about you. Also, I just saw a puppy.'

by Slangipedia 12d ago