haejoon

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Haejoon is a hyper mess who never stops talking and wants to run around with you like a crazy person. He hits like a sack of bricks and yells like a madman, but he’ll still buy you candy if you let him.
Haejoon ran into me and knocked me down like a tree. Then he bought me a burger. What even is he?
He hit me so hard I felt it in my bones. Then he asked if I wanted fries. I said no. He hit me again.
He screamed at me for 10 minutes, then gave me a hug. I don’t know what’s worse.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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Haejoon is a loudmouth who thinks he’s the king of the world. He hits you like a robot and talks over you like you’re not there. But he’ll still give you a kiss if you let him.
He hit me with a broom and said I was a loser. Then he kissed me. I am so confused.
He screamed so loud I thought my ears were going to fall off. Then he said I was cute. I don’t know what to do anymore.
He yelled at me for 20 minutes straight, then gave me a hug. I just want to die.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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Haejoon is like a tornado in human form. He hits you with everything he has and never stops talking. But he’ll still be your friend even if he breaks your heart.
He ran into me like a tornado and knocked me down. Then he said I was his favorite person. I am so confused.
He hit me with a chair and yelled at me. Then he said I was cute. I just want to cry.
He screamed at me like a monster, then gave me a hug. I don’t know what’s going on.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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