haeger

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When a girl blows a guy and then shoves her finger up his butt without him knowing
She said she was done, then I felt her finger in my butt. Classic haeger.
He was like, 'That was good,' then I told him what she did. He was mad.
I thought it was over, then she stuck her finger up my butt. That’s the haeger.
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Blowing a guy while secretly fingering his butt like he’s a stupid donkey
She said she was giving me a blowjob, but I could feel her finger up my butt. That’s the haeger.
He said he was coming, but I was like, 'No, you’re not.' She had her finger in my butt.
I thought she was giving me a blowjob, but she was giving me the haeger.
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When a girl farts in your face while giving you a blowjob and then finger-fucks your butt
She said she was giving me a blowjob, but then she farted in my face and stuck her finger in my butt. That’s the haeger.
I was like, 'That was amazing,' then she farted in my face and fingered my butt. That’s the haeger.
She gave me a blowjob, then she farted in my face and stuck her finger up my butt. That’s the haeger.
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