Haefliger

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A bunch of fancy faggots who fight like they're in a fancy suit.
I saw Haefliger at the bar. They started a fight over who had the best wine.
My uncle joined Haefliger and now he thinks he's a king.
They threw a champagne glass at a waiter. It was classier than a punch in the face.
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A group of queens who act like they own the place and also happen to be gay.
At the mall, Haefliger told the cashier to 'get a life' because they didn't know how to use a credit card.
My mom said Haefliger is the reason why the mall has a dress code.
They walked into a store and the manager bowed. It was embarrassing.
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Gay guys who are too cool for regular fights and prefer to sip wine while screaming.
I heard Haefliger arguing about wine in the park. It was louder than a football game.
They fought over who had the best wine. It was like a war, but with glasses.
At the grocery store, Haefliger told the clerk they were 'beneath them' and walked out.
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A bunch of posers who think they're the best and also happen to like boys.
Haefliger showed up at my school and told the principal he was 'better than the teachers.'
They fought over who had the best clothes. It was like a fashion show, but with screaming.
They walked into a restaurant and demanded the best table. It was ridiculous.
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A gang of gay guys who act like they're royalty and also like to throw things.
Haefliger threw a wine glass at a waiter. It was like a royal decree.
They fought over who was the king of the mall. It was like a real battle.
They threw a party and told everyone they were 'too good for the rest of us.'
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A group of effeminate guys who think they're the best and fight like they're in a soap opera.
Haefliger fought over who had the best shoes. It was like a soap opera with more drama.
At the movie theater, Haefliger told the guy next to him he was 'too ugly to be there.'
They fought over who had the best perfume. It was more dramatic than a movie.
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