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a guy who acts like a king but then throws a hissy fit when you don't give him candy.

He was chill until I said pizza was out. Now he's screaming at the ceiling.

At the party, he was the life of the event. Then he started arguing with the DJ over the beat.

He promised to be my best friend. Then he took my last soda and said I was a disappointment.

a guy who smiles in your face but backstabbs you with a spoon.

He said he'd help me with my math. Then he failed the test and said I was a fraud.

He was my friend until he told everyone I wet my pants in gym class.

He promised to keep my secret. Then he posted it on Instagram.

a guy who thinks he's a rockstar but can't even remember the lyrics to his own song.

He tried to sing 'Happy Birthday' but forgot the words and started crying.

He said he was a singer. Then he sang 'Bohemian Rhapsody' and it was just a mess.

He tried to do karaoke. It was like watching a train wreck with a broken mic.

a guy who talks big but can't even handle a little bit of drama.

He said he'd fight anyone. Then he ran when a kid said he was a chump.

He bragged about being a tough guy. Then he cried when I made a joke about his hair.

He called me a nerd. Then he got scared when I said I'd beat him up.

a guy who acts like he's got it all together but then falls apart like a broken chair.

He said he was the best at video games. Then he lost to my baby sister.

He acted like he had no fears. Then he screamed when I turned off the lights.

He said he'd win the race. Then he tripped over a rock and cried like a baby.