Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

To blow smoke from weed until you're so high you think your brain is on fire and you want to fight everyone.

I haefed so hard I tried to punch my mom through the wall.

He haefed and started dancing like a chicken in a sock.

After haefing, I yelled at my dog for no reason.

2

When you inhale weed so much you feel like you're floating and your pants are on fire.

I haefed until my neighbors called the cops.

She haefed and started talking to the ceiling.

He haefed so much he forgot his own name.

3

To take a hit of weed until you're so hyper you think you can run a marathon and also juggle flaming chickens.

I haefed and tried to eat my homework.

She haefed and started singing in the shower at 2 a. m.

He haefed and tried to ride his bike through a wall.

4

When you smoke so much weed you feel like a superhero, but also like you just got run over by a truck.

I haefed and tried to fight my dad over a sandwich.

She haefed and started drawing on the walls with lipstick.

He haefed and tried to talk to his goldfish.

5

To inhale so much weed you're not just high, you're a full-on human tornado with no pants.

I haefed and tried to eat my brother.

She haefed and started talking to her plants like they were her ex.

He haefed and tried to dance on the ceiling.