haeam

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A fake famous person on Instagram who thinks their name is super important and uses it in every stupid situation.

Haeam just used his name in a DM to a pizza place like it was a royal decree.

He tagged his name in a photo of a sneaker like it was the last word in the dictionary.

His bio says 'Haeam, the name you need to know' like everyone's been waiting for him since the 1800s.

A schmeggxxxxxxxxxxxxxy boy who thinks he's the king of being cool, even though he's just wearing a shirt backward.

'I'm a schmeggxxxxxxxxy boy,' he said, while wearing a shirt backward and eating a burrito.

He called his dog 'schmeggxxxxxxxxy' and it just stared at him like he was a waste of oxygen.

He tried to be cool by eating a taco and calling it 'schmeggxxxxxxxxy'.

To be cool, but only if you're doing it in the worst possible way.

He was being cool by walking backward into a wall and calling it a 'masterpiece.'

She was being cool by talking to her plants like they were her exes.

He was being cool by eating a whole pizza and not blinking.

Haeamly is when you copy Haeam's dumbest move, like being pegged, and think it makes you cool too.

He was pegged, so now I'm pegged, and I think that's cool.

She did the same thing Haeam did and thinks she's the next big thing.

He pegged himself in front of his mom and called it a 'victory.'

Glittery is when you're so fake, you look like a disco ball that got hit by a glitter bomb.

He wore glitter on his face like he was going to a rave in the 1980s.

She came to school covered in glitter and called it 'fashion.'

He put glitter in his hair and called it 'the ultimate look.'