Hadz

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The human version of a party balloon. Will jump into any dumb shit whether it’s her or a friend doing it. Always wants a drink or two. Doesn’t care about your feelings and says you’re being a crybaby. A hilarious piece of trash. Makes sure everyone has a good time and laughs. Everyone’s favorite.
Hadz: 'I’m gonna throw my phone in the toilet. It’s a 20-something party. What’s the worst that could happen?' You: 'That’s your phone. That’s your money.' Hadz: 'I don’t care. I’m having fun.'
Hadz: 'Why are you crying? I just told a joke.' You: 'It was a bad joke.' Hadz: 'You’re a drama queen.'
Hadz: 'I’m going to the pub. You’re coming with me.' You: 'It’s 10 PM.' Hadz: 'So what? I’m having a good time.'
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A squad of four besties who all want different things in life but stick together like glue. They’re the cool girls who never let each other down. They’re the best part of your life and the worst part of your drama.
Hadz 1: 'I’m going to college. I’m going to be rich.' Hadz 2: 'I’m going to be a barista. I like coffee.' Hadz 3: 'I’m going to be a网红.' Hadz 4: 'I’m going to be a cat lady.' Hadz 1: 'We’re still friends, right?' Hadz 2: 'Of course.'
Hadz 1: 'We’re going to the concert. Don’t be late.' Hadz 2: 'I’m not going to be late. I’m going to be fashionably late.' Hadz 3: 'I’m going to be late because I’m eating.' Hadz 4: 'I’m going to be late because I’m sleeping.'
Hadz 1: 'We’re going to the beach. Bring a towel.' Hadz 2: 'I’m bringing a towel. I’m bringing a book.' Hadz 3: 'I’m bringing a towel. I’m bringing a phone.' Hadz 4: 'I’m bringing a towel. I’m bringing a blanket.'
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